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Character Bashing... It's FUN!!!11

Fri Jan 8, 2010, 5:52 AM
WARNING: THIS ENTRY WILL MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Let's face it. You know it, and I know it. And don't pretend with all this crap about tolerance and the need to understand and appreciate our fellow peoples who share this so called planet called Earth.

That's bullshit.

Character bashing is fun.

There, I said it.

But why, you may ask? What does this bashing of otherwise popular (and not so popular) characters of any fandom, appeal so much to all ages? It's because we were too wussy at school, or high school to punch someone in the face we didn't like, and instead we imagined ourselves in imaginary scenarios where we live out our darker sides, or eat as much ice-cream as we can. Now, this is all well and good, but it gets to be a problem when established characters who have their own problems, not quite like ours, and are set in their own behaviours and what not, are used to replace those people in real life. Sure they make it more accessible to the wider audience, and dare I say more popular, but by the gods (and God), this is not a teen soap opera, where every guy is a prick (except for the guy the girl likes), and every girl is a whiny little tart and only kicks arses when she feels like it.

There are so many fics like this, where one character or two is constantly picked on. I have no idea why this is so, it's just bash, bash, bash, while on the sidelines, the author is going giggle, giggle, giggle. (A/N isn't this funneh?) I really don't get it. Okay fine, you hate the person, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I would hate them. It just means I wouldn't want be your friend if you had thoughts like that late at night.

Take Hojo for example. In the original manga and anime, he's seen as the nice kid, always friendly, and a good heart, especially towards Kagome. So of course, he's the bad guy, and most of the time, the butt of everyone's slapstick jokes. I mean, why? WHY?! What did he do to you? Smile at you? Yeah, I see it, that's the grin of evil. I remember reading something where every chapter he is bashed black and blue, and later we find out that he had been put under a spell. So when the spell was lifted, it was suddenly alright and he was back to normal. Dude, you could have went to the hospital an infinite amount of times, and now you suddenly didn't notice all the bruises?

Then there is Inuyasha, the most misunderstood character, despite being the main one. Oh, you know what I mean. What's this, dickhead of the century? Where he hurt Kagome so many times by running into the arms of Kikyou, called her bad names until she wept openly while running away to cry some more, and god forbid, never said 'I love you' to show how much he supposedly cares for the girl? You dog, go to Kikyou, that rotten corpse, for all I care. And yet, I love him so much, my heart breaks into a million pieces each time he betrays me... Stupid hanyou. SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT

Sounds to me that this person got dumped by their boyfriend. teehee!

What is wrong with you people?! You don't like Hojo because he's too nice, and yet you don't like Inuyasha because he can't let go of the other girl. Can't you make up your mind? And Inuyasha can't love two girls while Kagome can have any bishie from any anime she likes? Who's the whore now? It's not like the hanyou actually had sex with Kikyou, oh wait, there are at least a thousand, if not more fics like that. I suppose it's a classic.

Oh yeah, he's a little dimwitted because of he's upbringing. Everyone, let's laugh at the stupid hanyou for being stupid.

Well, how about Kagome? Nothing much really. What? You know she's a goddess, with angel wings, an angelic voice when she sings, noble, strong, always fashionable, knows how to talk to animals, beautiful, no way in hells a damsel in distress (but only when she needs to be rescued), loving, caring, Mary-Sue...

All in all, she's a bitch. :) Because she has fallen in love with Sesshoumaru, though I don't know why. Can someone explain it to me, because I still don't get it.

You know what's really funny? Pairings fics, with warnings that there will be character bashing. If it's a Inu/Kago, Hojo and Kikyou get bashed, or Sess/Kago, Hojo, Kikyou and Inu get bashed, and so on, because really, it's the same thing. And you know what really rubs me the wrong way? Where the guy love interest is portrayed as a warm, and understanding wuss. Or simply a girl with a guy's voice. Seriously, I know a guy can be sensitive, but it still doesn't give you an excuse to make guys think the same way as girls.

Anyway, I'm rambling, and tired.

I am so sick of seeing these kinds of fics. Sure we have characters we don't like, but must we be reading about how they are so stupid that they would trip over their own legs, over and over again, for each and every chapter, while your chosen pair rides gleefully off into the sunset holding hands, and not caring how their actions have affected your (oops, I mean 'their' ) hateful enemies?

Is this what the manga 'Inuyasha' is all about? Instead of well-rounded characters who have their own faults and virtues, we get characters that get either bashed or put on a pedestal so high, well, it wouldn't be worth it to pull them down. And to think, this was all because of a Inuyasha's inability to pick which woman he liked best.

Come on, Inu, pick SessMum. Think about it. Kagome would cry about it, but in the next chapter, she will run off to that fur-ball called Kouga, Kikyou will go to Naraku (because if you didn't know by now, Nara-chan has suddenly turned into a good guy), Hojo would become a jock, even though he is from Japan, and best of all, Sesshoumaru will finally have a father to look up to.

NNNNAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Mood: Agony

Happy New Year!

Thu Dec 31, 2009, 4:55 AM
It's near the end of the year, and in a few minutes time, it will be 2010. So what will be in store for the next ten years? More importantly, what would it be called? We had the 80s, 90s, and the noughties, so what would this be called? The Tens? >.>

So, what does everyone plan for the new year?

Me, I have no idea. This past year, and probably the year before, I have been bumbling around, not really knowing what to think or do. I don't know, sometimes I feel so lost with life, and sometimes I just really don't care. Is this the phase of trying to find myself?

*sigh*

I guess I'll just have to keep plodding on and hope for the best. :D

Anyway, not to ruin anyone's mood, I have a fic you should try to read sometime. And no, it's not bad. It's called, I think, 'The Dog House'. It was entertaining to read, and I really liked the character interactions. So, give it a try.

...

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Playing: Tales of Monkey Island

Merry Christmas, and all that.

Wed Dec 23, 2009, 10:01 PM
I just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and whatever hopes or dreams you wished to have accomplished for this year or the next, I hope you get one step closer to realising it. :heart:

:xmas: :xmas: :xmas: :xmas: :xmas:

Now, if you're wanting to know my thoughts on this fic, you are wrong. Because it is so bad, I cannot simply describe it to you. As you read down, I get this image I saw on Photobucket, where Kagome's hair was coloured in bright yellow with red highlights. And since some of you think I have some kind of fan-base (which I doubt very much), it was suggested by someone that I should give out the link to the story. So thank you, :iconsilverwolf868:, at least now I have someone to put the blame on because you said I wasn't nice enough.

So here it is: [link]

And here's something to wash it down with: [link]

And just remember, you asked for it. :D

  • Mood: Jolly
  • Playing: Tales of Monkey Island

Allow me to snort with laughter...

Fri Dec 18, 2009, 2:59 AM
Because it's childish I know, but I think I have just read the funniest summary on fanfiction.net, in my whole life. This one line had me bursting out in laughter until I was nothing but a puddle of giggles.

"It spins fine silk out of its bum; so elaborate and so alluring; but getting to close can tangle souls."

I'm making a guess that it's a spider the author is referring to, but if I didn't know this, I think I would be cringing a little at the thought that silk coming out of someone's bum was anything but elaborate and alluring, especially for a Kagome and Sesshoumaru fic (which I like to say that I hate that pairing. Absolutely hate it). I mean, why would anyone make a description like that? Well, if you're into that kind of stuff, >.>

This reminds me of the Spiderman franchise. They have it all wrong! They shouldn't have written him as shooting webs from his hands! He's a spider for goodness sakes, they shoot silk webs from their bums, why didn't you guys think of that?

(Yes, I know he got bitten by a radio-active spider).

Now allow me to continue with my lemon fic I'm in the process of writing.

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Playing: Tales of Monkey Island

Five free sketches, YAY! and LOL badfic

Fri Dec 11, 2009, 4:29 AM
:iconjaimed1968: has so kindly written a wonderful drabble on the topic of tampons (yes, you read correctly), relating to one of my previous journals about that awful tampon fic. [link]

So in return, I'm offering five free sketches to the first five who comment on this journal. Of course the sketches may end up more than a sketch, because if you see how I really draw, you would not like me forever LOL! (I'm joking)


Though, I do have some restrictions. If you want a pairing, I will only do canon (laugh if you want, but I am doing this for free, so you have been warned). And no Christmas based pics, as I already have something in mind. *And a little something for ED*

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These might take a while to finish, so don't expect them straight away. :D

REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED








Don't think of running away yet, as :iconinuhanyou: had decided to give me a little present in my notes. And boy, let me tell you that it took me a while to read the whole thing. The link was just sitting there, and every time I clicked on it, the few lines that I did read, turned me off reading fanfics for a while, until I read others that were more sane to the mind.

Being such the nice person I am, I will once again tell you what I thought of this so called story that everyone seemed to love (and from the reviews I read, yes, they did love it).

Our story begins with Kagome whining about wanting to go to a concert, seeing that Linkin Park is playing there. She urges Inuyasha to tag along, to which the foul-mouthed hanyou eventually agrees to.

"But no one goes to a concert dressed like that." Kagome says, having the perfect outfit for him, made to his exact measurements.

And what a sight Inuyasha makes with that tight shirt showing off his ripped muscles and six pack, and with those tight-tight jeans, ooohhh...

Sorry, I think I drooled a bit.

They go to the concert, and they hear a song which apparently has some kind of aphrodisiac effect on Inuyasha. I didn't know he understood English. Not that I'm saying he's not smart, but this is Linkin Park we're talking about. It would have made more sense if it was a J-pop or rock band. Anyway, they go to some dark corner, where they proceed to make out - American style. Hands are everywhere, kisses are being slopped everywhere, acting out on their urges, just like the typical teenager on raging hormones. Aww, isn't that cute? They even said they loved each other. True love, ain't it grand?


No need for subtlety like the Japanese when it concerns love for each other. We should do it the Western Way!

"Oh, Inuyasha."

"Oh, Kagome."

"I want your pups."

"Really?"

"Yes, give them all to me."

Unfortunately, as all comedy/romance/angst/everything else one cares to mention, Hojou decides to appear out of nowhere, finding Kagome (from a crowd of thousands) in a leg lock with the hanyou. He is not happy, but is brushed off easily to the side when Kagome feels something hard bump her between her legs. No, they don't do the dirty in front of him, after all this is fanfiction.net, home to all the horny thirteen year old buggers with nothing else to do except use the vibrator mode on their mobiles for... 'creative' usage.

It would have been funny though.

Eventually, and finally they end up at Sengoku jidai and do some hot-dog action. All going well, eh?

HA! HAHAHA...

It never does go well when concerning Inu/Kago!!!

The next thing that happens to our wonderful pair is that Kouga decides to show up. Being the BIGGEST LOSER (and dummy) still can't get over his infatuation with the miko and plans to steal her away from Inuyasha. His plan is to drug her using some magic thing he got from somewhere (I guess the author gave it to him), make Kagome sit on him in a compromising position whilst they are both naked, except for his underwear, pretend to mark her, and then wait for the poor hanyou to catch them and start a hissy fit.

His plan works out perfectly, and Inuyasha does have a hissy fit, of monstrous proportions. It would make anyone who suffered from PMS proud. My goodness, for all the times he calls Kagome a bitch (in the fanfic world), he's doing a fine job himself, even slapping the poor girl, calling her a wolf-whore, and other hysterical things, to the entertainment of Kouga.

And somehow, Kagome, who is usually on par with her temper against her boyfriend, forgets her character, becoming a weak, submissive, and teary. She even forgets the subjugation spell (this also happens in a lot of fics, except those who lurve to bash up our favourite half-breed). Now utterly hopeless with despair, she runs away and bumps into her other companions, who are shocked by the slap marks that are worse than the ones Sango gives to Miroku.

Inuyasha still on his PMS mode, yells at everybody, pulls Kagome's hair, telling her to go home and get out of his life, much to the shock of everyone else, while showing how he had practically emo-cut himself to send the miko the message (and how she could smell his blood, I have no idea, unless he had some kind of disease or bad case of infection, in which she would have smelt the infection and not the blood). Kagome whimpers telling everyone and herself that it's her fault, despite not knowing what really happened.

And no one wants to sit and discuss it? Sure it would be a boring fic, yes, but at least it would be logical. I'm sure everybody wants to read a story about bad break ups and betrayals, and long talky bits that go nowhere. That's a real Inuyasha story.

Kagome runs home, collapsing at the bottom of the well in a sorry mess. Luckily, Souta is there and brings her up to her room, where the typical weight loss, lank hair and crying teenage girl syndrome takes over for weeks. And what follows is the biggest angst-fest I barely managed to read. Now usually I'm not a big angst reader, mostly because a lot of them grow into a bad mellow drama, and I start to snort with laughter. Seriously, tone it down a bit and make it more balanced, pleasssssssseeeeeeeee... I don't like to see more hearts shattering into a million pieces. They don't; they just make a squishy noises.

Anyway, Hojou decides to show up, not happy about this boyfriend that she's seeing, and sees the terrible state that she is in.

"Who did this to you?!"

"It's all right. It's my fault anyway."

Isn't this what some abuse victims say?

Oh yeah, her friends and family decide to add in their two cents, not that I know who is talking.

To top it all off, she finds out that she is pregnant. And here I thought she was just getting fat, eating all that raw meat. Uh-oh, I wonder who the father is?

I don't care, I just couldn't get over how OOC the characters were. But, who am I to judge? Apparently everyone loved it...

:shrug:

*Runs off to cry in a dark corner*

  • Mood: Content
  • Playing: Tales of Monkey Island

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